A Fool, But An Honest Fool He Remains: The Return of the King Part 1

After an 8 month hiatus, the Beacons have once again been lit. The fellowship has assembled to continue our coverage of the original trilogy now hitting The Return of The King. In what will likely the first episode of a ten part series we cover Gollum being a morning person, Saruman the Shit Talker, Wormtongue sympathizers, Gimli getting wet, Theoden’s Soap Box, Gandalf the White having no chill, and so much more be it related to the movie or not.
 
Crossroads is in Philly and now Indianapolis! We have started running classes in downtown Indy in Improv and Sketch Comedy Writing with more to come. Both in person and online options. Check out our Philly site or Indy Site. 
 
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