Crossroads Comedy Theater Presents

An Improvised Horror Comedy

Philly's improvised movie-making crew rises from the grave for their annual Halloween hit. Your suggestions. A brand-new "movie." One night only, every night.

Sun, Oct 117pmBrauhaus SchmitzBonus show!

Sat, Oct 247pmSideQuest TheaterBonus show!

Oct 28, 29 & 308:30pmPlays & Players Theatre

An Improvised Horror Comedy poster: October 24 at 7pm at SideQuest Theater, and October 28, 29, and 30 at 8:30pm at Plays & Players
Coming soon

In A World Full Of Movies… This one has not been made!

Not Yet Rated takes your favorite horror movie tropes and turns them upside down and inside out. Clueless teenagers stumble into trouble, bumbling monsters have more bark than bite, and grumbling spirits possess children's toys. No horror cliché is safe!

Don't be scared, though. It's more fun than fright, and it's perfect for horror fans and comedy lovers alike. Like many of the characters, each movie will never be seen again.

No script. No props. No escape.

You scream it

The audience shouts out suggestions to set the scene for tonight's "movie."

The plot thickens

The cast uses your suggestions and classic horror tropes to figure out the rest of the story as you watch.

A movie is born

You witness a fully improvised movie created just for you that, like many of its characters, will never be seen again.

Now Screaming

Showtimes & Tickets

Seats are limited each night, so grab yours before they vanish.

The only fear you should have…
is missing out!

Frequently Asked Questions

Where can I see it?Our October 28th, 29th, and 30th shows are at Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey Place, Philadelphia, PA 19103.Plays & Players is a beautiful historic building, but it isn't wheelchair accessible. We're sorry about that. If you have questions about getting to the show, email hello@xroadscomedy.com and we'll do our best to help.We also have two bonus shows. On Sunday, October 11th at 7pm, we're part of The Clubhaus's October show at Brauhaus Schmitz, 718 South St, Philadelphia, PA 19147. On Saturday, October 24th at 7pm, we're at SideQuest Theater, 2030 Sansom St, Philadelphia, PA 19103.
How much are tickets?Save $5 by buying in advance! Advance tickets for our Plays & Players shows are only $15. Tickets are $20 on the day of the show and at the door. And there are no added fees: the price you see is the price you pay.The October 11th show at Brauhaus Schmitz is pay what you can. RSVP through The Clubhaus on Partiful.Tickets for the October 24th bonus show are sold by SideQuest Theater: $21.94, fees included.Crossroads is a nonprofit, so your ticket is basically a donation that keeps live comedy going in Philly, and in return you get a completely improvised movie made just for you.
Is it rated?Not yet! Most shows hover around PG-13, but they're improvised and may include adult themes and language. Parental discretion is advised.
Anything to drink?Yes! At Plays & Players, Quig's Pub is a full bar on site, stocked with spirits. Come early and hang out at the bar before the show, or stick around after. Plays & Players is not a BYOB venue.Brauhaus Schmitz is a German beer hall and restaurant, so food and drinks are available at the October 11th show.
Starring

The Not Yet Rated Ensemble

Each screening features a mix of these hilarious performers, working together to create a fully improvised movie from your suggestions.

Keane Cobb
Keane Cobb
Kelly Conrad
Kelly Conrad
Matt Garren
Matt Garren
Tom Hannigan
Tom Hannigan
Marcely Jean-Pierre
Marcely Jean-Pierre
James Knight
James Knight
Daralyse Lyons
Daralyse Lyons
Stacie Lyons
Stacie Lyons
Brendan Manklang Kingston
Brendan Manklang Kingston
Rob O'Neill
Rob O'Neill
From the vault

Opening credits

Every movie gets its own opening credits. Press play on a few of our favorites.

Now showing in the lobby

Movie posters

Every run gets its own poster. Take a stroll through the lobby.

I Know What You Did Last Supper! (2021) poster

I Know What You Did Last Supper! (2021)

Private screenings

Bring the monster movie to your party

Want a movie made just for your crowd? Not Yet Rated stars in custom shows where your guests' suggestions shape everything they see.

  • Halloween parties and birthdays
  • College activities nights
  • Corporate retreats and team events

We'll work with you on a fun event plan built around your schedule and budget.

Book a private screening
Not Yet Rated cast as zombies

Werewolf icon by Icons Producer from Noun Project (CC BY 3.0)

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