“Welcome to The Rock.”  The iconic words of an aged Sean Connery beckoned a young Engineer AJ to the nearest TV screen for a hypnotic display of gunshots, patriotism, and the one-of-a-kind acting of peak Nicholas Cage.  But does AJ still take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy?  Known by fans mainly through his background laughter, as the guy who does the echo effects, and from his Hot Takes, AJ takes the guest seat for the very first time!  Who would he M.F.K. between the movie’s three leads?  Is Jeremy’s Sean Connery impression actually just Bane?  And how in the name of Zeus’s BUTTHOLE is Stacie supposed to keep her composure around Ed Harris’s baby-blues?  The first episode of three in the “School’s Out For The Summer” series!  Michael Biehn might refuse to give an order, but KG won’t: GO LISTEN NOW.

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